The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 16 companies
1
Wizz Air 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Airlines
83%
3,412 votes
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2
Vueling 💩 Utter Wankers
Airlines
74%
3,696 votes
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3
TUI Airways 💩 Utter Wankers
Airlines
72%
8,240 votes
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4
Ryanair 💩 Utter Wankers
Airlines
70%
7,527 votes
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5
Norwegian 🔥 Total Bollocks
Airlines
58%
5,546 votes
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6
British Airways 🔥 Total Bollocks
Airlines
58%
3,921 votes
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7
Loganair 🔥 Total Bollocks
Airlines
56%
7,230 votes
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8
easyJet 😤 A Bit Shit
Airlines
54%
6,815 votes
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9
Lufthansa 😤 A Bit Shit
Airlines
52%
6,778 votes
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10
Aer Lingus 😤 A Bit Shit
Airlines
50%
8,793 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 16 companies
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