The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
1
Klarna 💩 Utter Wankers
Banks
70%
5,196 votes
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2
Clearpay 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
66%
6,081 votes
How shit are they?
3
TSB 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
66%
3,855 votes
How shit are they?
4
Monese 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
62%
4,366 votes
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5
PayPal 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
60%
6,675 votes
How shit are they?
6
Santander 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
60%
2,728 votes
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7
HSBC 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
58%
8,537 votes
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8
Virgin Money 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
58%
3,425 votes
How shit are they?
9
Barclays 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
56%
6,757 votes
How shit are they?
10
Co-operative Bank 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
56%
3,499 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
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