The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
1
TalkTalk 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Broadband & Mobile
88%
5,991 votes
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2
Virgin Media 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Broadband & Mobile
83%
3,961 votes
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3
Vodafone 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
74%
4,065 votes
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4
Lycamobile 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
73%
5,080 votes
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5
Shell Energy Broadband 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
72%
7,974 votes
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6
BT 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
68%
7,477 votes
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7
Virgin Mobile 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
66%
8,534 votes
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8
Vonage 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
64%
4,618 votes
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9
Three 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
64%
2,602 votes
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10
Lebara 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
60%
8,384 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
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