The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 40 companies
1
Ticketmaster 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Shopping
89%
3,622 votes
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2
Wish 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
80%
2,155 votes
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3
Temu 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
76%
7,022 votes
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4
Studio 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
74%
9,020 votes
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5
Sports Direct 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
74%
2,955 votes
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6
Harveys 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
72%
6,592 votes
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7
SHEIN 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
72%
3,481 votes
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8
Littlewoods 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
70%
7,500 votes
How shit are they?
9
AliExpress 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
70%
6,192 votes
How shit are they?
10
PrettyLittleThing 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
70%
5,284 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 40 companies
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