The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
FINESHODDYCRAP
57%
🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 10 companies
1
Fitness First 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
64%
4,872 votes
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2
Virgin Active 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
62%
6,248 votes
How shit are they?
3
PureGym 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
60%
2,894 votes
How shit are they?
4
Everlast Gyms 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
60%
2,306 votes
How shit are they?
5
David Lloyd 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
58%
4,885 votes
How shit are they?
6
Bannatyne 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
56%
6,122 votes
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7
The Gym Group 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
54%
6,595 votes
How shit are they?
8
Anytime Fitness 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
52%
5,400 votes
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9
JD Gyms 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
50%
3,046 votes
How shit are they?
10
Nuffield Health 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
48%
8,431 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 10 companies
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