The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 18 companies
1
Home Office 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Gov & Councils
82%
5,930 votes
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2
DVLA 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
80%
3,225 votes
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3
DWP 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
78%
7,679 votes
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4
Universal Credit 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
78%
4,534 votes
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5
HMRC 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
78%
2,623 votes
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6
Student Finance England 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
78%
2,509 votes
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7
TV Licensing 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
72%
5,881 votes
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8
Council Parking 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
72%
5,444 votes
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9
Birmingham City Council 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
72%
2,558 votes
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10
Job Centre Plus 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
70%
7,778 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 18 companies
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