The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 19 companies
1
Hastings Direct 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
66%
2,647 votes
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2
Esure 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
62%
8,672 votes
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3
Sheilas' Wheels 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
60%
8,504 votes
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4
RAC 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
58%
5,608 votes
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5
AXA 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
58%
4,226 votes
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6
The AA 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
56%
7,486 votes
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7
Aviva 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
56%
2,277 votes
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8
Admiral 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
54%
9,031 votes
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9
More Than 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
54%
8,496 votes
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10
Direct Line 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
52%
8,490 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 19 companies
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