The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 14 companies
1
Evri (Hermes) 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Parcels & Post
90%
4,891 votes
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2
Yodel 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Parcels & Post
88%
3,156 votes
How shit are they?
3
Tuffnells 💩 Utter Wankers
Parcels & Post
78%
5,336 votes
How shit are they?
4
Parcelforce 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
66%
6,907 votes
How shit are they?
5
FedEx 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
58%
6,379 votes
How shit are they?
6
Collect+ 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
56%
3,568 votes
How shit are they?
7
Royal Mail 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
54%
6,277 votes
How shit are they?
8
Whistl 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
54%
5,138 votes
How shit are they?
9
Amazon Logistics 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
50%
8,195 votes
How shit are they?
10
APC Overnight 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
48%
7,242 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 1–10 of 14 companies
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