The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 12 companies
1
Wonga 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Other
90%
1,971 votes
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2
QuickQuid 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Other
82%
8,904 votes
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3
BrightHouse 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Other
82%
7,119 votes
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4
Provident 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
78%
5,976 votes
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5
Scottish Power Energy Retail 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
76%
6,628 votes
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6
Groupon 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
72%
7,964 votes
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7
Wowcher 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
70%
9,226 votes
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8
Vanquis 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
70%
8,933 votes
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9
Everything5Pounds 🔥 Total Bollocks
Other
68%
8,097 votes
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10
RingGo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Other
66%
2,651 votes
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