The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Add the company that ruined your week.

A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 15 companies
1
Just Eat 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
68%
8,782 votes
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2
Uber Eats 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
66%
6,332 votes
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3
Deliveroo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
64%
2,517 votes
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4
Papa Johns 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
58%
1,946 votes
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5
Pizza Hut 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
56%
4,223 votes
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6
Burger King 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
54%
6,777 votes
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7
KFC 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
52%
9,146 votes
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8
Dominos 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
50%
4,124 votes
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9
McDonalds 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
46%
8,263 votes
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10
Starbucks 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
44%
4,921 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 15 companies
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