The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 20 companies
1
McAfee 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
72%
9,319 votes
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2
EA 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
72%
5,150 votes
How shit are they?
3
Norton 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
70%
3,250 votes
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4
Adobe 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
68%
6,137 votes
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5
Meta (Facebook) 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
66%
5,609 votes
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6
Activision 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
66%
4,360 votes
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7
X (Twitter) 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
64%
8,080 votes
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8
Ubisoft 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
64%
3,020 votes
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9
Bolt 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
60%
5,760 votes
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10
Uber 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
58%
6,230 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 20 companies
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