The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 1–10 of 12 companies
1
Megabus 💩 Utter Wankers
Buses & Coaches
72%
5,552 votes
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2
First Bus 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
68%
7,295 votes
How shit are they?
3
National Express 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
66%
5,006 votes
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4
National Express West Midlands 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
65%
3,088 votes
How shit are they?
5
Arriva 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
64%
4,176 votes
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6
FlixBus 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
62%
8,541 votes
How shit are they?
7
Stagecoach 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
60%
8,619 votes
How shit are they?
8
Go-Ahead 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
58%
9,100 votes
How shit are they?
9
Metroline 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
56%
8,890 votes
How shit are they?
10
Translink 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
55%
4,253 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 12 companies
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