The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
1
Avanti West Coast 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Trains
90%
5,433 votes
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2
TransPennine Express 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
88%
3,671 votes
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3
Northern 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
85%
5,151 votes
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4
Southern (GTR) 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
84%
3,570 votes
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5
CrossCountry 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
76%
2,470 votes
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6
South Western Railway 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
74%
4,195 votes
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7
Gatwick Express 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
72%
4,946 votes
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8
Thameslink 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
72%
4,251 votes
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9
West Midlands Railway 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
70%
3,467 votes
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10
Southeastern 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
66%
8,887 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 24 companies
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