The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 20 companies
1
Npower 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Energy
82%
5,076 votes
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2
Scottish Power 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
79%
9,355 votes
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3
British Gas 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
77%
2,630 votes
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4
Avro Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
75%
1,832 votes
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5
Together Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
74%
3,149 votes
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6
Utilita 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
73%
4,136 votes
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7
Symbio Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
72%
5,422 votes
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8
Shell Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
71%
9,102 votes
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9
Rebel Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
70%
4,749 votes
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10
Boost Energy 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
66%
5,471 votes
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Showing 1–10 of 20 companies
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