The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 1–10 of 16 companies
1
Thames Water 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace
Water
91%
8,397 votes
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2
Southern Water 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Water
89%
8,885 votes
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3
South West Water 💩 Utter Wankers
Water
76%
3,983 votes
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4
South East Water 💩 Utter Wankers
Water
72%
5,184 votes
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5
Affinity Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
64%
3,265 votes
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6
Anglian Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
62%
6,347 votes
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7
Yorkshire Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
60%
8,372 votes
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8
United Utilities 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
58%
3,151 votes
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9
SES Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
56%
3,277 votes
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10
Severn Trent 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
54%
3,984 votes
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