The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 11–20 of 24 companies
11
RBS 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
54%
5,915 votes
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12
Metro Bank 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
54%
5,161 votes
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13
NatWest 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
52%
4,233 votes
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14
Tesco Bank 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
50%
5,537 votes
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15
Lloyds 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
50%
2,488 votes
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16
Halifax 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
48%
8,981 votes
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17
Revolut 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
48%
4,822 votes
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18
Nationwide 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
30%
8,049 votes
How shit are they?
19
Marcus 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
28%
6,676 votes
How shit are they?
20
Chase UK 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
26%
2,267 votes
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