The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Add the company that ruined your week.

A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 21–24 of 24 companies
21
Wise 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
24%
9,088 votes
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22
Monzo 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
22%
3,293 votes
How shit are they?
23
Starling Bank 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
20%
6,815 votes
How shit are they?
24
first direct 😇 Actually Bloody Decent
Banks
14%
2,389 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 21–24 of 24 companies
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