The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–20 of 24 companies
11
KCOM 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
60%
7,690 votes
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12
Gigaclear 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
58%
5,910 votes
How shit are they?
13
Sky Broadband 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
57%
9,132 votes
How shit are they?
14
NOW Broadband 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
56%
4,599 votes
How shit are they?
15
iD Mobile 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
55%
3,937 votes
How shit are they?
16
EE 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
52%
9,124 votes
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17
O2 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
52%
6,247 votes
How shit are they?
18
Hyperoptic 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
50%
5,333 votes
How shit are they?
19
Plusnet 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
46%
8,935 votes
How shit are they?
20
Community Fibre 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
42%
7,662 votes
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Showing 11–20 of 24 companies
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