The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 11–20 of 20 companies
11
OVO Energy 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
65%
8,438 votes
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12
E.ON Next 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
62%
6,762 votes
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13
Utility Warehouse 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
58%
2,474 votes
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14
EDF 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
56%
4,086 votes
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15
Bulb 😤 A Bit Shit
Energy
54%
2,170 votes
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16
SSE 😤 A Bit Shit
Energy
50%
8,422 votes
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17
Ecotricity 😤 A Bit Shit
Energy
48%
5,963 votes
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18
So Energy 🙄 Mildly Naff
Energy
38%
5,811 votes
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19
Good Energy 🙄 Mildly Naff
Energy
34%
3,630 votes
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20
Octopus Energy 😇 Actually Bloody Decent
Energy
14%
8,187 votes
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