The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–18 of 18 companies
11
Passport Office 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
70%
3,524 votes
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12
Border Force 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
66%
7,654 votes
How shit are they?
13
Council Tax 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
64%
5,957 votes
How shit are they?
14
Ofgem 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
60%
4,315 votes
How shit are they?
15
DVSA 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
58%
1,939 votes
How shit are they?
16
NHS 111 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
56%
2,650 votes
How shit are they?
17
Ofcom 😤 A Bit Shit
Gov & Councils
54%
7,932 votes
How shit are they?
18
Companies House 🙄 Mildly Naff
Gov & Councils
38%
7,505 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 11–18 of 18 companies
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