The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–19 of 19 companies
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GoCompare 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
52%
7,887 votes
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12
Bupa 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
52%
5,367 votes
How shit are they?
13
Confused.com 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
50%
4,378 votes
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14
Churchill 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
50%
3,506 votes
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15
Saga 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
48%
5,961 votes
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16
MoneySuperMarket 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
48%
2,369 votes
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17
Compare the Market 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
46%
4,591 votes
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18
Vitality 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
44%
4,773 votes
How shit are they?
19
LV= 🙄 Mildly Naff
Insurance
36%
8,825 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 11–19 of 19 companies
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