The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 11–20 of 40 companies
11
Very 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
68%
2,623 votes
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12
Boohoo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
66%
4,217 votes
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13
ScS 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
64%
1,868 votes
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14
DFS 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
62%
2,133 votes
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15
Appliances Direct 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
60%
9,037 votes
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16
House of Fraser 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
60%
6,458 votes
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17
Currys 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
60%
1,979 votes
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18
Wayfair 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
58%
7,447 votes
How shit are they?
19
JD Sports 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
58%
5,442 votes
How shit are they?
20
Debenhams 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
58%
4,623 votes
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