The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Add the company that ruined your week.

A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 21–30 of 40 companies
21
GAME 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
56%
8,081 votes
How shit are they?
22
Homebase 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
56%
5,407 votes
How shit are they?
23
The Range 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
54%
1,837 votes
How shit are they?
24
AO.com 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
52%
2,064 votes
How shit are they?
25
Matalan 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
50%
6,030 votes
How shit are they?
26
eBay 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
50%
5,820 votes
How shit are they?
27
Amazon 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
48%
8,313 votes
How shit are they?
28
Wickes 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
48%
6,345 votes
How shit are they?
29
Argos 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
46%
8,926 votes
How shit are they?
30
B&Q 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
46%
5,161 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 21–30 of 40 companies
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