The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 31–40 of 40 companies
31
ASOS 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
44%
7,476 votes
How shit are they?
32
Scan 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
42%
6,173 votes
How shit are they?
33
IKEA 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
40%
5,512 votes
How shit are they?
34
Wilko 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
40%
2,175 votes
How shit are they?
35
Next 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
36%
6,049 votes
How shit are they?
36
Dunelm 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
34%
2,276 votes
How shit are they?
37
Screwfix 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
30%
4,712 votes
How shit are they?
38
Marks & Spencer 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
28%
5,821 votes
How shit are they?
39
Richer Sounds 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
22%
7,041 votes
How shit are they?
40
John Lewis 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
20%
3,996 votes
How shit are they?
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