The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–20 of 20 companies
11
TikTok 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
58%
3,137 votes
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12
Addison Lee 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
56%
8,261 votes
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13
Epic Games 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
54%
4,861 votes
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14
LinkedIn 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
52%
4,117 votes
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15
Sony PlayStation 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
50%
7,098 votes
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16
Xbox 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
48%
2,485 votes
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17
Microsoft 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
46%
5,122 votes
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18
Samsung 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
44%
8,281 votes
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19
Apple 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
42%
5,022 votes
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20
Google 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
40%
6,775 votes
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