The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 11–20 of 24 companies
11
Transport for Wales 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
66%
5,659 votes
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12
Great Western Railway 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
64%
3,823 votes
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13
Caledonian Sleeper 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
58%
3,330 votes
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14
East Midlands Railway 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
56%
5,641 votes
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15
Greater Anglia 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
54%
6,651 votes
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16
ScotRail 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
50%
5,470 votes
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17
Grand Central 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
46%
3,699 votes
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18
Hull Trains 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
44%
7,579 votes
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19
Merseyrail 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
42%
2,950 votes
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20
Chiltern Railways 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
40%
4,238 votes
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