The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–16 of 16 companies
11
Wessex Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
52%
2,338 votes
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12
Bristol Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
50%
5,347 votes
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13
Northumbrian Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
48%
5,183 votes
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14
Welsh Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
46%
6,587 votes
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15
Scottish Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
42%
1,877 votes
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16
Portsmouth Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
40%
9,124 votes
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Showing 11–16 of 16 companies
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