The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 11–20 of 328 companies
11
Teletext Holidays 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Travel & Holidays
84%
5,375 votes
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12
Southern (GTR) 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Trains
84%
3,570 votes
How shit are they?
13
Virgin Media 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Broadband & Mobile
83%
3,961 votes
How shit are they?
14
Wizz Air 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Airlines
83%
3,412 votes
How shit are they?
15
QuickQuid 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Other
82%
8,904 votes
How shit are they?
16
BrightHouse 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Other
82%
7,119 votes
How shit are they?
17
Home Office 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Gov & Councils
82%
5,930 votes
How shit are they?
18
Npower 🤬 Absolute Shitshow
Energy
82%
5,076 votes
How shit are they?
19
eDreams 💩 Utter Wankers
Travel & Holidays
80%
8,463 votes
How shit are they?
20
DVLA 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
80%
3,225 votes
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Showing 11–20 of 328 companies
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