The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 241–250 of 328 companies
241
Churchill 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
50%
3,506 votes
How shit are they?
242
Zoopla 😤 A Bit Shit
Property
50%
3,249 votes
How shit are they?
243
JD Gyms 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
50%
3,046 votes
How shit are they?
244
Lloyds 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
50%
2,488 votes
How shit are they?
245
Halifax 😤 A Bit Shit
Banks
48%
8,981 votes
How shit are they?
246
Nuffield Health 😤 A Bit Shit
Gyms & Leisure
48%
8,431 votes
How shit are they?
247
Amazon 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
48%
8,313 votes
How shit are they?
248
APC Overnight 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
48%
7,242 votes
How shit are they?
249
Wickes 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
48%
6,345 votes
How shit are they?
250
Ecotricity 😤 A Bit Shit
Energy
48%
5,963 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 241–250 of 328 companies
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