The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
FINESHODDYCRAP
57%
🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

Someone missing?

Add the company that ruined your week.

A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
One vote per company per browser. Play nice.
Showing 121–130 of 328 companies
121
E.ON Next 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
62%
6,762 votes
How shit are they?
122
Anglian Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
62%
6,347 votes
How shit are they?
123
Virgin Active 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
62%
6,248 votes
How shit are they?
124
BBC TV Licence 🔥 Total Bollocks
TV & Streaming
62%
5,946 votes
How shit are they?
125
Monese 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
62%
4,366 votes
How shit are they?
126
DFS 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
62%
2,133 votes
How shit are they?
127
Countrywide 🔥 Total Bollocks
Property
62%
1,879 votes
How shit are they?
128
Appliances Direct 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
60%
9,037 votes
How shit are they?
129
Stagecoach 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
60%
8,619 votes
How shit are they?
130
Sheilas' Wheels 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
60%
8,504 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 121–130 of 328 companies
Verified by DoubleCheck
a Pocket app by Transcom  ·  more free Pocket apps ↗