The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 111–120 of 328 companies
111
Arriva 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
64%
4,176 votes
How shit are they?
112
Great Western Railway 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
64%
3,823 votes
How shit are they?
113
On the Beach 🔥 Total Bollocks
Travel & Holidays
64%
3,364 votes
How shit are they?
114
Affinity Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
64%
3,265 votes
How shit are they?
115
Ubisoft 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
64%
3,020 votes
How shit are they?
116
Three 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
64%
2,602 votes
How shit are they?
117
Deliveroo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
64%
2,517 votes
How shit are they?
118
ScS 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
64%
1,868 votes
How shit are they?
119
Esure 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
62%
8,672 votes
How shit are they?
120
FlixBus 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
62%
8,541 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 111–120 of 328 companies
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