The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 101–110 of 328 companies
101
TNT Sports 🔥 Total Bollocks
TV & Streaming
66%
3,202 votes
How shit are they?
102
RingGo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Other
66%
2,651 votes
How shit are they?
103
Hastings Direct 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
66%
2,647 votes
How shit are they?
104
OVO Energy 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
65%
8,438 votes
How shit are they?
105
National Express West Midlands 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
65%
3,088 votes
How shit are they?
106
X (Twitter) 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
64%
8,080 votes
How shit are they?
107
Council Tax 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
64%
5,957 votes
How shit are they?
108
Virgin Media TV 🔥 Total Bollocks
TV & Streaming
64%
5,089 votes
How shit are they?
109
Fitness First 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
64%
4,872 votes
How shit are they?
110
Vonage 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
64%
4,618 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 101–110 of 328 companies
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