The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 91–100 of 328 companies
91
Thomas Cook 🔥 Total Bollocks
Travel & Holidays
66%
6,110 votes
How shit are they?
92
Clearpay 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
66%
6,081 votes
How shit are they?
93
Expedia 🔥 Total Bollocks
Travel & Holidays
66%
5,944 votes
How shit are they?
94
Transport for Wales 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
66%
5,659 votes
How shit are they?
95
Meta (Facebook) 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
66%
5,609 votes
How shit are they?
96
Boost Energy 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
66%
5,471 votes
How shit are they?
97
National Express 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
66%
5,006 votes
How shit are they?
98
Activision 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
66%
4,360 votes
How shit are they?
99
Boohoo 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
66%
4,217 votes
How shit are they?
100
TSB 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
66%
3,855 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 91–100 of 328 companies
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