The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 81–90 of 328 companies
81
BT 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
68%
7,477 votes
How shit are they?
82
First Bus 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
68%
7,295 votes
How shit are they?
83
Adobe 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
68%
6,137 votes
How shit are they?
84
Very 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
68%
2,623 votes
How shit are they?
85
Trainline 🔥 Total Bollocks
Travel & Holidays
68%
1,850 votes
How shit are they?
86
Southeastern 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
66%
8,887 votes
How shit are they?
87
Virgin Mobile 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
66%
8,534 votes
How shit are they?
88
Border Force 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
66%
7,654 votes
How shit are they?
89
Parcelforce 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
66%
6,907 votes
How shit are they?
90
Uber Eats 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
66%
6,332 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 81–90 of 328 companies
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