The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 71–80 of 328 companies
71
AliExpress 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
70%
6,192 votes
How shit are they?
72
PrettyLittleThing 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
70%
5,284 votes
How shit are they?
73
Klarna 💩 Utter Wankers
Banks
70%
5,196 votes
How shit are they?
74
Rebel Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
70%
4,749 votes
How shit are they?
75
Passport Office 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
70%
3,524 votes
How shit are they?
76
West Midlands Railway 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
70%
3,467 votes
How shit are they?
77
Norton 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
70%
3,250 votes
How shit are they?
78
DAZN 💩 Utter Wankers
TV & Streaming
70%
3,127 votes
How shit are they?
79
Just Eat 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
68%
8,782 votes
How shit are they?
80
Everything5Pounds 🔥 Total Bollocks
Other
68%
8,097 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 71–80 of 328 companies
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