The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
FINESHODDYCRAP
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 151–160 of 328 companies
151
Secret Escapes 🔥 Total Bollocks
Travel & Holidays
58%
7,429 votes
How shit are they?
152
PayByPhone 🔥 Total Bollocks
Other
58%
6,543 votes
How shit are they?
153
FedEx 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
58%
6,379 votes
How shit are they?
154
Uber 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
58%
6,230 votes
How shit are they?
155
NOW TV 🔥 Total Bollocks
TV & Streaming
58%
6,097 votes
How shit are they?
156
Gigaclear 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
58%
5,910 votes
How shit are they?
157
RAC 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
58%
5,608 votes
How shit are they?
158
Norwegian 🔥 Total Bollocks
Airlines
58%
5,546 votes
How shit are they?
159
JD Sports 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
58%
5,442 votes
How shit are they?
160
David Lloyd 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
58%
4,885 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 151–160 of 328 companies
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