The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 161–170 of 328 companies
161
Debenhams 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
58%
4,623 votes
How shit are they?
162
AXA 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
58%
4,226 votes
How shit are they?
163
British Airways 🔥 Total Bollocks
Airlines
58%
3,921 votes
How shit are they?
164
Virgin Money 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
58%
3,425 votes
How shit are they?
165
Caledonian Sleeper 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
58%
3,330 votes
How shit are they?
166
Connells 🔥 Total Bollocks
Property
58%
3,234 votes
How shit are they?
167
United Utilities 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
58%
3,151 votes
How shit are they?
168
TikTok 🔥 Total Bollocks
Tech & Apps
58%
3,137 votes
How shit are they?
169
Utility Warehouse 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
58%
2,474 votes
How shit are they?
170
Papa Johns 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
58%
1,946 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 161–170 of 328 companies
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