The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 181–190 of 328 companies
181
Barclays 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
56%
6,757 votes
How shit are they?
182
Bannatyne 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gyms & Leisure
56%
6,122 votes
How shit are they?
183
East Midlands Railway 🔥 Total Bollocks
Trains
56%
5,641 votes
How shit are they?
184
Homebase 🔥 Total Bollocks
Shopping
56%
5,407 votes
How shit are they?
185
NOW Broadband 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
56%
4,599 votes
How shit are they?
186
Pizza Hut 🔥 Total Bollocks
Food & Delivery
56%
4,223 votes
How shit are they?
187
EDF 🔥 Total Bollocks
Energy
56%
4,086 votes
How shit are they?
188
Discovery+ 🔥 Total Bollocks
TV & Streaming
56%
4,016 votes
How shit are they?
189
Collect+ 🔥 Total Bollocks
Parcels & Post
56%
3,568 votes
How shit are they?
190
Co-operative Bank 🔥 Total Bollocks
Banks
56%
3,499 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 181–190 of 328 companies
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