The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
What is this?

Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 191–200 of 328 companies
191
SES Water 🔥 Total Bollocks
Water
56%
3,277 votes
How shit are they?
192
NHS 111 🔥 Total Bollocks
Gov & Councils
56%
2,650 votes
How shit are they?
193
Aviva 🔥 Total Bollocks
Insurance
56%
2,277 votes
How shit are they?
194
Translink 🔥 Total Bollocks
Buses & Coaches
55%
4,253 votes
How shit are they?
195
iD Mobile 🔥 Total Bollocks
Broadband & Mobile
55%
3,937 votes
How shit are they?
196
Admiral 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
54%
9,031 votes
How shit are they?
197
More Than 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
54%
8,496 votes
How shit are they?
198
Ofcom 😤 A Bit Shit
Gov & Councils
54%
7,932 votes
How shit are they?
199
Paramount+ 😤 A Bit Shit
TV & Streaming
54%
7,455 votes
How shit are they?
200
easyJet 😤 A Bit Shit
Airlines
54%
6,815 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 191–200 of 328 companies
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