The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 261–270 of 328 companies
261
Welsh Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
46%
6,587 votes
How shit are they?
262
B&Q 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
46%
5,161 votes
How shit are they?
263
Microsoft 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
46%
5,122 votes
How shit are they?
264
Disney+ 😤 A Bit Shit
TV & Streaming
46%
5,093 votes
How shit are they?
265
UPS 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
46%
4,888 votes
How shit are they?
266
Compare the Market 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
46%
4,591 votes
How shit are they?
267
Trustpilot 😤 A Bit Shit
Other
46%
4,059 votes
How shit are they?
268
Grand Central 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
46%
3,699 votes
How shit are they?
269
Samsung 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
44%
8,281 votes
How shit are they?
270
OpenRent 😤 A Bit Shit
Property
44%
8,010 votes
How shit are they?
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