The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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A bit of fun. Scores are public opinion and user votes — not statements of fact.
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Showing 271–280 of 328 companies
271
Hull Trains 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
44%
7,579 votes
How shit are they?
272
ASOS 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
44%
7,476 votes
How shit are they?
273
Netflix 😤 A Bit Shit
TV & Streaming
44%
5,864 votes
How shit are they?
274
InPost 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
44%
5,378 votes
How shit are they?
275
Starbucks 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
44%
4,921 votes
How shit are they?
276
Vitality 😤 A Bit Shit
Insurance
44%
4,773 votes
How shit are they?
277
Community Fibre 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
42%
7,662 votes
How shit are they?
278
Scan 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
42%
6,173 votes
How shit are they?
279
Apple 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
42%
5,022 votes
How shit are they?
280
Merseyrail 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
42%
2,950 votes
How shit are they?
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