The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 281–290 of 328 companies
281
Subway 😤 A Bit Shit
Food & Delivery
42%
2,274 votes
How shit are they?
282
Scottish Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
42%
1,877 votes
How shit are they?
283
Portsmouth Water 😤 A Bit Shit
Water
40%
9,124 votes
How shit are they?
284
Apple TV+ 😤 A Bit Shit
TV & Streaming
40%
9,028 votes
How shit are they?
285
Google 😤 A Bit Shit
Tech & Apps
40%
6,775 votes
How shit are they?
286
Voxi 😤 A Bit Shit
Broadband & Mobile
40%
6,219 votes
How shit are they?
287
IKEA 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
40%
5,512 votes
How shit are they?
288
Virgin Atlantic 😤 A Bit Shit
Airlines
40%
4,605 votes
How shit are they?
289
Chiltern Railways 😤 A Bit Shit
Trains
40%
4,238 votes
How shit are they?
290
DHL 😤 A Bit Shit
Parcels & Post
40%
2,498 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 281–290 of 328 companies
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