The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 291–300 of 328 companies
291
Wilko 😤 A Bit Shit
Shopping
40%
2,175 votes
How shit are they?
292
Companies House 🙄 Mildly Naff
Gov & Councils
38%
7,505 votes
How shit are they?
293
So Energy 🙄 Mildly Naff
Energy
38%
5,811 votes
How shit are they?
294
Costa Coffee 🙄 Mildly Naff
Food & Delivery
38%
2,203 votes
How shit are they?
295
LV= 🙄 Mildly Naff
Insurance
36%
8,825 votes
How shit are they?
296
Five Guys 🙄 Mildly Naff
Food & Delivery
36%
7,596 votes
How shit are they?
297
LNER 🙄 Mildly Naff
Trains
36%
6,171 votes
How shit are they?
298
Next 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
36%
6,049 votes
How shit are they?
299
Tesco Mobile 🙄 Mildly Naff
Broadband & Mobile
36%
4,409 votes
How shit are they?
300
Lumo 🙄 Mildly Naff
Trains
34%
8,315 votes
How shit are they?
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