The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 301–310 of 328 companies
301
c2c 🙄 Mildly Naff
Trains
34%
6,099 votes
How shit are they?
302
Good Energy 🙄 Mildly Naff
Energy
34%
3,630 votes
How shit are they?
303
Dunelm 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
34%
2,276 votes
How shit are they?
304
SMARTY 🙄 Mildly Naff
Broadband & Mobile
32%
4,698 votes
How shit are they?
305
Nationwide 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
30%
8,049 votes
How shit are they?
306
Screwfix 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
30%
4,712 votes
How shit are they?
307
Qatar Airways 🙄 Mildly Naff
Airlines
30%
4,107 votes
How shit are they?
308
Lothian Buses 🙄 Mildly Naff
Buses & Coaches
28%
9,096 votes
How shit are they?
309
Elizabeth Line 🙄 Mildly Naff
Trains
28%
9,051 votes
How shit are they?
310
Marcus 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
28%
6,676 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 301–310 of 328 companies
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