The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 311–320 of 328 companies
311
Emirates 🙄 Mildly Naff
Airlines
28%
6,180 votes
How shit are they?
312
Marks & Spencer 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
28%
5,821 votes
How shit are they?
313
Giffgaff 🙄 Mildly Naff
Broadband & Mobile
28%
5,388 votes
How shit are they?
314
Nandos 🙄 Mildly Naff
Food & Delivery
28%
4,223 votes
How shit are they?
315
Hays Travel 🙄 Mildly Naff
Travel & Holidays
28%
3,336 votes
How shit are they?
316
Chase UK 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
26%
2,267 votes
How shit are they?
317
Wise 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
24%
9,088 votes
How shit are they?
318
DPD 🙄 Mildly Naff
Parcels & Post
24%
8,962 votes
How shit are they?
319
Jet2holidays 🙄 Mildly Naff
Travel & Holidays
24%
3,568 votes
How shit are they?
320
Jet2 🙄 Mildly Naff
Airlines
24%
2,769 votes
How shit are they?
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