The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 321–328 of 328 companies
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Richer Sounds 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
22%
7,041 votes
How shit are they?
322
Singapore Airlines 🙄 Mildly Naff
Airlines
22%
3,816 votes
How shit are they?
323
Monzo 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
22%
3,293 votes
How shit are they?
324
Greggs 🙄 Mildly Naff
Food & Delivery
22%
2,721 votes
How shit are they?
325
Starling Bank 🙄 Mildly Naff
Banks
20%
6,815 votes
How shit are they?
326
John Lewis 🙄 Mildly Naff
Shopping
20%
3,996 votes
How shit are they?
327
Octopus Energy 😇 Actually Bloody Decent
Energy
14%
8,187 votes
How shit are they?
328
first direct 😇 Actually Bloody Decent
Banks
14%
2,389 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 321–328 of 328 companies
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