The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 31–40 of 328 companies
31
British Gas 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
77%
2,630 votes
How shit are they?
32
Temu 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
76%
7,022 votes
How shit are they?
33
Scottish Power Energy Retail 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
76%
6,628 votes
How shit are they?
34
Love Holidays 💩 Utter Wankers
Travel & Holidays
76%
5,319 votes
How shit are they?
35
loveholidays 💩 Utter Wankers
Travel & Holidays
76%
4,378 votes
How shit are they?
36
South West Water 💩 Utter Wankers
Water
76%
3,983 votes
How shit are they?
37
CrossCountry 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
76%
2,470 votes
How shit are they?
38
Avro Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
75%
1,832 votes
How shit are they?
39
Studio 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
74%
9,020 votes
How shit are they?
40
Ryanair Holidays 💩 Utter Wankers
Travel & Holidays
74%
8,022 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 31–40 of 328 companies
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