The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 41–50 of 328 companies
41
South Western Railway 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
74%
4,195 votes
How shit are they?
42
Vodafone 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
74%
4,065 votes
How shit are they?
43
Vueling 💩 Utter Wankers
Airlines
74%
3,696 votes
How shit are they?
44
Together Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
74%
3,149 votes
How shit are they?
45
Sports Direct 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
74%
2,955 votes
How shit are they?
46
Lycamobile 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
73%
5,080 votes
How shit are they?
47
Utilita 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
73%
4,136 votes
How shit are they?
48
McAfee 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
72%
9,319 votes
How shit are they?
49
TUI Airways 💩 Utter Wankers
Airlines
72%
8,240 votes
How shit are they?
50
Shell Energy Broadband 💩 Utter Wankers
Broadband & Mobile
72%
7,974 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 41–50 of 328 companies
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