The CrapometerBritain's worst, by popular demand.
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🔥 National Crap Index
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Britain's worst companies, ranked by you.

The Crapometer tracks the firms that make the nation want to lob its phone across the room. Rate how shit each one really is — from Faultless all the way to Wankers — and add the ones that ruined your week. The more votes, the truer the picture; the dial is the National Crap Index, the average misery across the whole board.

👑 Reigning Champion of Crap
Thames Water
91% · 🤬 A National Fucking Disgrace · 8,397 votes

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Showing 51–60 of 328 companies
51
Groupon 💩 Utter Wankers
Other
72%
7,964 votes
How shit are they?
52
Harveys 💩 Utter Wankers
Shopping
72%
6,592 votes
How shit are they?
53
TV Licensing 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
72%
5,881 votes
How shit are they?
54
Megabus 💩 Utter Wankers
Buses & Coaches
72%
5,552 votes
How shit are they?
55
Council Parking 💩 Utter Wankers
Gov & Councils
72%
5,444 votes
How shit are they?
56
Symbio Energy 💩 Utter Wankers
Energy
72%
5,422 votes
How shit are they?
57
South East Water 💩 Utter Wankers
Water
72%
5,184 votes
How shit are they?
58
EA 💩 Utter Wankers
Tech & Apps
72%
5,150 votes
How shit are they?
59
Gatwick Express 💩 Utter Wankers
Trains
72%
4,946 votes
How shit are they?
60
Purplebricks 💩 Utter Wankers
Property
72%
4,575 votes
How shit are they?
Showing 51–60 of 328 companies
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